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My New Joke: "Sexual Objectification"

   It's wrong to sexually objectify women. I don't mean it's wrong ethically, or morally, or spiritually; I mean that it's wrong practically and logically. Let me explain...   Let's say your out and about and you see this woman and you think to yourself: "Damn, look at that sexy ass! That's the sexiest ass I have ever seen and I would do just about anything to tap that!" And men seriously think this way all the time. Now, just for the sake of illustration, let's say that woman sees you admiring her sexy ass and she walks right up to you and says, "I see you noticed my sexy ass; you wanna fuck?" And you are like "Oh my God, my dreams have come true!" So you go with this woman to a hotel or her place or your place, it doesn't matter. Then you fuck like rabbits, the whole time you are just staring at her body and thinking about how sexy she looks and how lucky you are. Maybe you are so turned on that you do it three or four tim...

My New Joke: "Human Perspective"

   You know, humans have a lot of problems, but I think the biggest problems have to do with relativity  and perspective . Let me give you a few examples...   I have these friends who are a darling couple. They love each other, have good jobs, a nice house, and five wonderful children. The other day I am over at their house, in the kitchen, and the husband comes back from the supermarket. The wife says, "honey, did you remember to buy the Pepsi this time?" The husband slaps himself on the forehead and says, "oh my gosh, I am so sorry darling, I forgot again!" And she absolutely goes nuts, yelling and cursing at him, then storming off to their bedroom.    Now, they are both my friends, so I go off to the bedroom to comfort her. The husband tries to warn me not to because she is so angry. But when I get to the bedroom she is not angry at all, in fact she is in tears. Total despair, just weeping buckets of tears, and I ask her what's the matter? And she says,"...

My New Joke: "The Perfect New Holliday That Everyone Needs:"

   I have just invented a new Holliday, a perfect Holliday, the Holliday that everyone needs: "National Fuck You's Day!"   Think about it for a moment and you will see that this is perfect in every way. Holidays are supposed to be cathartic or even narcotic, but these days they are failing. Every year less and less people are celebrating traditional Holidays. It has gotten so bad that Christmas is now two months long and officially starts before Thanksgiving, immediately after Halloween. Clearly this is wrong.   But Fuck You's Day will be a holiday that truly has something for everyone: On Fuck You's Day you get to say "Fuck You" to anyone you want, as loud as you want, as often as you want, without any fear of reprisal. Fighting and payback will be strictly illegal, but there will be no need because if someone says "fuck you" to you, well you can say it right back! Just imagine the possibilities...   The President can kick it off with a mornin...

My New Joke: "Zionist."

   OK folks, this requires a trigger warning because I am about to say a word that I am not allowed to say. One single word that as soon as I say it will fill your heads with all sorts of images and ideas about what kind of person I am and what you think I believe in and all sorts of other delusions that you would be wrong about.   The only reason I feel strong enough to say this word to you right now is because I read it written in a New York Times article recently over twenty times. So if the New York Times can say it so much I have to wonder if the time has finally come when I can say this word publicly without immediately being judged an asshole or worse. Are you ready? Here we go, the word is: "Zionist. "  That's right, I said it, "Zionist," as in "Zionism," as in "that word which has something to do with Jews and I don't know what, but I do know that anyone who says it must be a Nazi or conspiracy freak." That "Zionist."  ...

My New Joke: "The Selfless Police Officer."

   On the way here I saw a billboard celebrating a local Police Officer. Among his accolades he was credited with "Selflessly Serving The Community."    I'm all for celebrating good cops, as rare as they are, but when I saw this I was truly put into a state of awe and reverence. "Selflessly Serving," I mean wow, man! Now here's a cop I can really support! Can you imagine "Selflessly Serving" as cop, day in and day out? Hitting the mean streets in uniform for no money, no pension, no health insurance, no Police Union to back you up when you shoot some poor, innocent bastard? Just "serving" the community with no regard for yourself at all? Getting no kick out of being a bully or carrying a gun and hiding your thuggery behind a badge and a double row of riot-armored Storm Troopers... just a "Selfless" cop.   Yeah, man, like if Jesus Christ Himself, the role-model of "selflessness," if he was a cop; that's what this gu...

My New Joke: "Serious Student of History"

   I don't know about you, but I am a serious student of history. And I don't mean "television history," or "internet history," I mean real  history. The kind that you only find in books or by talking to old people and really listening to them. So I spend a lot of time in Libraries and the only thing I use the internet for is to order books.    And when you are a serious student of history, like I am, you discover all sorts of obscure facts about modern life that most people have absolutely no clue about. Like The Illuminati, for example. Did you know that The Illuminati are a secret society that controls the entire world? OK, a lot of people know that. But did you know that The Illuminati is controlled at the highest levels by Royal Bloodlines like The Rothschilds and The Queen of England? OK, maybe you knew that too, but here is the real  secret: Did you know that these Bloodlines are all actually interdimensional Reptilians?    See, this is the...

My New Joke: "There is Nothing Funny About Rape."

   There is nothing funny about rape. Just hearing the word "rape" brings to mind the large number of people whose lives have been ruined by it. Turned upside down. I mean, I really feel for the poor victims of rape. All those poor men...   Have you ever slept with someone who just wasn't that into it? It's terrible! If someone is really cold in bed it can be difficult to even cum! I can't even imagine how unpleasant it must be for a man performing rape. Having sex with someone who actually hates you? That must scar you for life. I mean, if you want to have sex with someone who hates you, you should do it the traditional way and just get married.   And that's not even counting the rape victims in Prisons. If you think it's hard raping a woman; imagine how hard it must be raping a man and pretending it's a woman! And it's absolutely rampant. Male-on-male rape in U.S. Prisons far outnumbers male-on-female rapes. And why can't we put a stop to it?...

My New Joke: The Difference Between White and Black People

 Despite what the left-wing media would have you believe, there is a big difference between White and Black people that is pretty obvious if you just spend some time thinking about it.   First we'll start with Black people. A Black person might beat you up and steal your wallet, they might carjack you, or burglarize your home. A Black person may sell dime bags of drugs on the street. In Africa a Black person might create small armies of child soldiers to fight other small armies of child soldiers. Examples of powerful Black leaders include Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, and Malcom X.  Now White people. A White person is less likely to mug you, but might drop two Atomic Bombs on your country, one of them on a major civilian population center with no military targets. A White person is less likely to burglarize your home, but might burglarize the economy of your entire country using the IMF, World Bank, and Multinational Corporations. A White person is less likely ...

Deep Thought: There Is No Such Thing As "Pure Science."

   There Is No Such Thing As "Pure Science."  Colleges teach that there is such a thing. That doing research in the name of "Pure Science" is the highest possible Academic motivation.  They teach that "Pure Science" is discovering or studying something simply to add to humanities knowledge, to help humanity move forward. Ask Albert Einstein what he thinks about that.   That there is no scientific discovery which will not be used by corporate, government, or military purposes (not that these three are different entities) should be obvious. History is rife with examples.  Yet all around the world are narrow-minded "Scientists" who think no further than their area of research. "Pure Science" is a lie which was created by those who would control the entire planet. "Compartmentation" as CIA and other Intelligence Agencies call it.   If you know any scientists who think they are doing "Pure Research," it would be a benefit...

Deep Thought: Human "Monogamy" and Social Control

   In the animal kingdom, of which humans are a member, there are "Monogamous" and "Non-Monogamous" species.  It is very easy to tell the difference between the two. "Monogamous" animals mate once for life.  That means that once they find their one mate , they never make love to another animal again. If their mate dies, they never make love to another animal again. This is very clear and easy to understand.   Human beings are clearly, obviously,  not  "Monogamous" animals.  Clearly and obviously. Yet the mass mind-control propaganda tells us that we are, that the reason "cheating" occurs is because we are such despicable sinners, and this causes no end of pain when a partner "cheats" or a child is subjected to evil "step-parents" or whatnot.   Now don't get me wrong; I am not advocating Polygamy or Polyamory or anything at all except Scientific Truth and Honesty. When I have a mate the last thing I want is for he...

My New Joke? My Old Strategy? : "Under Surveillance"

   I've been in a lot of situations in my life where I was worried that someone, maybe a cop, maybe a Private Investigator, maybe a CIA or FBI Agent, maybe a Methamphetamine fueled paranoid delusion; it really doesn't matter which because I have developed a foolproof strategy for dealing with these.   What I do, when I spot someone suspicious, is I smile real big and wave directly at them. If they are ultra suspicious I might even approach them and introduce myself in a very friendly manner.  The beauty of this is that, if they are  spying on you; this totally "blows their cover" and is the last thing they want. Also, you can tell a lot about a person's motives based on how they react to a direct smile and wave. If they are just some innocent stranger then there is certainly no harm in a wave and a little chit-chat. If they jump and look surprised or try too hard to ignore you, well that tells you something.   In bigger Intelligence Operations this can have...

My New Joke: "Paranoia"

 You know, sometimes people try to tell me that I am being "Paranoid." But I don't let it bother me.  Any time someone accuses me of being "Paranoid" I just repeat to them that popular modern proverb about Paranoia that I'm sure most of us have heard at one time or another: "Just because I'm Paranoid doesn't mean I wont murder you while you sleep for your conspiracy to poison me."

My New Joke: "Freedom"

 When I went on vacation from the United States and visited Communist Cuba all the people I met there were fascinated by me and used to ask me all types of questions, the most common of which was: "What is it like to be in a free county?" And I would honestly answer them by saying: "How would I know? I'm from the United States!" They must have thought I was from Denmark or Sweden or Switzerland or something.

My New Joke: "Menstruation"

 I like to think about words and their meaning and how society uses them. For example, have you ever wondered why a woman's ovary cycle is called "Menstruation?" I mean, shouldn't it at least be called "Womenstruation?" Or was is named the "Menstrual" cycle because it's a "trial" for men to deal with? At least it kinda works in the word "Menopause," as in "it's time for men to take a pause in using this uterus..."

My New Joke: "Personal Pronouns"

 ... but there are some things that we should never joke about, things that are serious, things about which nothing at all is funny.  Like a people's preferred personal pronouns. It simply a matter of education to understand the importance of this. I firmly believe that a person should at all times be called by whatever pronoun they wish, on one condition: They have to be able to correctly define what a "pronoun" is.  I'm being totally serious. First things first.  If you can't even define what a pronoun is and how it relates grammatically to nouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs, and so on; then it is completely ridiculous for you to demand the right to use one.

My New Joke: "The King of Beers"

 Anyone who really knows beer knows that Budweiser sucks.  So who died and made Budweiser the "King of Beers?"  Was it a self-appointed title? Did "Prince Budweiser" marry "Queen Guinness" and inherit the title? Why hasn't anyone sued for false advertising? If Budweiser can get away with calling itself the "King of Beers," why can't I bottle my own piss and call it "The King of Water?" Who's gonna stop me? Or is it, like, a subtle Jesus reference? Where this one beer stands up and announces himself "King of the Beers" and none of the other beers believe him. They're all like "King of the Beers? Is he meshugina crazy? We haven't even had a King for hundreds of years!" And even though none of the thousands of other beers recognize his title, there are still these twelve beers which taste so bad and are so poor and so ignorant about beer that they are like, "yep, he's the King of the Beers, ...

My New Joke: "Being P.C."

 In all seriousness I do strongly believe in being Politically Correct, or '"P.C." for short.  If we are not sensitive to everyone's needs and situation then what makes a political party who is not P.C. different from the Nazi's, the Fascists, the Totalitarians? Am I right? And we all know, without even having to think about it, that there is only one party in America that cares about being P.C.  You already know who I mean, I don't even have to say it.  Only one party who cares about everyone equally and does not discriminate against any people for any reason.  And I'm not ashamed to stand up for it.  Throughout American history being P.C. has gone in and out of fashion, but I am proud to say that my party is the one party who always has and always will stand for human rights, equality, and true democracy.  That's why I'm an Anarchist...

My New Joke: "The Snickers Candy Bar"

 Ever thought about the candy bar Snickers? Sure, we all have, its a delicious candy bar.  But what's up with the name? A "snicker" is like a rude, mean kind of laugh. Usually at someone else's expense. So, are you snickering at others while you eat it because you get this delicious chocolaty treat and they don't? Is it because the candy bar company "snickers" at you? Because you are paying them for a big, fat, ass and a mouth full of cavities? How about a candy bar called "Leers," or "Squints," or just get straight to the point and call it "I'm Laughing At Your Pain?"

My New Joke: "Tylenol with Codeine"

 Have you ever taken "Tylenol with Codeine?" The pain medication? When you take that, are you taking it because it has Tylenol in it or are you taking it because it has Codeine in it, or are you taking it because when you mix the two together you get some magickal mixture that you can't get otherwise?  The answer is obvious, and every idiot knows, that you are taking it for the opiate Codeine.  The Tylenol is incidental. It's something you can buy at a gas station.  Nobody takes "Tylenol with Codeine" and says " Doctor, this isn't strong enough, I really need more Tylenol!"  It's the equivalent of being caught snorting Cocaine and saying, "I'm not snorting Cocaine! I'm snorting 'Baby Laxative WITH Cocaine.'  The Cocaine is just an additive!"  How stupid do they think we are? 

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Look, it's really not me fault at all! This is what happened, basically...

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The Reason Why I Can't Stop Talking About Fight Club...

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Ласкаво просимо українська родина та друзі!

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What is Privacy? https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

What Is Privacy by Michaleen Garda @michaleengarda  Now _this_ is what the world needs!: https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public   Privacy is when you have to take a nasty bowel movement and you do not want anyone to hear the sound of your unhealthy butt-noises.   Privacy is when you are making love to someone and you do not want anyone else to watch or hear. Because you want it to be just the two of you. Because you cannot sexually express yourself honestly if you know that someone else is watching, and judging, your every movement. Because you do not want others' to see your lover in the throws of sexual intimacy. Because your combined nudity is for you two alone and for no one else. The Privacy you two share makes the experience of penultimate intimacy.   Privacy is when you are on your knees, praying to your God (or any God who might listen), and your prayers and feelings are meant to only be between you...

Witamy gości z Polski!

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Satanic Illuminati Sex-Slave Mind-Control Network Outed in Public... And no one cares.

READ: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM This is so deep, so disgusting, that I could not even finish reading the wikipedia article, which is comparitively mild compared to the truth.  I only heard about this group last night on NPR, where it was a 10-second headline, never referred to again.   https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

Bem-vindo Português!

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O Google me informa que, repentina e inesperadamente, o país de Portugal está subitamente muito interessado no blog desse velho cansado...   É o "católico" ou talvez o "Illuminati"?   https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

All Humans Need Water and Toilets: So Why ...?

                        At the most basic level all humans need two basic, affordable, things:                                Water and Toilets !                                      ...     This being the supremely obvious case; Can anyone please tell me why our World is not filled with Water Fountains and Toilets?   If we are really living in such an "advanced" and "civilized" (even "Futuristic") world, I can think of zero reasons why all the major cities of the world would not be full of public water fountains and public toilets.   Instead, there is a quite obvious lack of these basic...

How The Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.) Turned Evil

Warning:  The following contains 9th Degree O.T.O. secrets.  If you are in the O.T.O. and not a 9th Degree, or if you hope to join the O.T.O. one day you are forbidden and discouraged from reading this.   First there was the O.T.O. that Aliester Crowley made and it was good.  Uncle Al left his Order to Grady McMurtie, aka Hymaneus Alpha, and it nearly disappeared from the face of the earth, but with the help of Charles Reese aka Ebony Anpu aka Frater 137 it was revived and revitalized.  Before the death of Grady there was no clear successor to the throne of Caliph, though Grady tried to give Frater 137 a bump from 6th Degree to 9th, Frater 137 refused because he was an honest and serious Thelemite with no desire to "skip important initiation steps" and certainly no desire to lead the O.T.O.   Thus it was that when Grady died the future of the O.T.O. was decided by a court battle between three parties almost nobody had ever heard of.  Hymaneus Beta ...

Gangstalking/MKTECH Memories: Banking

Ever wonder why every 7 years all your bad credit disappears (with the exception of student loans and bankruptcies?), but why Bank Robbers can still own accounts? Similarly if you abuse your banking institutions you will be flagged in Chexsystems, which will make it impossible for you to even get a Bank Account for... 7 years! I just read in the Book of Deuteronomy that the OT God ordered this, through Moses, that every 7 years all debts are to be forgiven. Also I was curious why The Lord of the OT spends so much time hoarding so much wealth so early on.  Deuteronomy explains that Israel will (one day) loan out The Lord's money to many other nations of the earth and is not allowed to borrow from other nations.  Further Israel's people are not allowed to practice Usury - but only with each other - they are encouraged to use Usury against all other nations. This is certainly a far-seeing God to set up a system like this, so far in advance, and would this be one of the ...

What Happened To All The Old Testament Hebrew Names?

   As I dilligently study my Old Testament I am constantly faced with a very large number of interesting Hebrew names.     As a layman of Anthropology, specifically Linguistics, I have to wonder:                               What Happened To All Those Names ?   There are hundreds and hundreds of names that just seem to have disappeared from the face of the earth...  Why and how?   Sure there are still David's and Solomon's and Levi's around, but when compared with the names in the New Testament which are still nearly all widespread;   It seems to me that a suspiciously large number of names have been lost to mankind's culture.  There must be a reason for this.  https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

Grace Cathedral, Episcopallian Archdioscece of San Francisco... and Secret Bohemian Grove Pedophellia Network?

(*Note: This is not necessarily autobiographical, though written in the First Person, but I would not relate it if I was not convinced of the truth inherent and by posting all data under my account I am protecting my "Sources")   I was a student at the All Boys school Grace Cathedral from Kindergarten through 8th Grade.  During my time there were serious scandals with total regularity, yet somehow they never made the News, nor did they detract from this school's reputation as one of the "Most Elite School's in the City of San Francisco. 1.  In Kindergarten my female teacher and the Headmaster were caught having sex in his office and both left quietly at the end of the year.  In my 8 years there was a new Headmaster virtually every year. 2.  The organ player in the church from K-5, Mr. Fenstermaker, was fired for molesting boys for an unknown number of years.  Not JAILED, but fired. 3.  In 2nd grade during gym some 6 boys were playing inside...

No, I do not have a phone or email. Does that make me a bad person?

"What's your phone number?" "I do not have a phone." "What's your email address?" "I do not use email." "How are we supposed to contact you?" "You do not need to.  I will contact you." (Mean stare at me) ...   It was not so long ago that this was a totally acceptable answer.  Every day, more and more, I am being treated like something alien because I do not have a phone or give people my email address.  But I am STILL A HUMAN BEING.  Perhaps I am more  of a Human because of this.   For example, the Pharmacy asked for my phone number.  I asked them why they needed it.  They said it was so that they could contact me when my medications were ready.  I explained that I have a voicemail number, which only exists in cyberspace, and that if they left a message there I would have to go somewhere that had a computer in order to check it, thus it was inconvenient for me to check my messages.  I know when my prescrip...

Gangstalking/MKTECH Memories; True Stories of the Illuminati #3: Introduction to SFGH's PES

(*Note: This is not necessarily autobiographical, though written in the First Person, but I would not relate it if I was not convinced of the truth inherent and by posting all data under my account I am protecting my "Sources") (*Authors note: This is mostly a boring story, and not well written, but it provides necessary background material which comes up later in my grand Illuminatus Trillogy 2012)   I had been on the run around San Francisco, without any of my medications, for about three weeks.  The thing about being on Pain Management Narcotics is that if you lose them (or in my case have them stolen), you cannot get any replacements.  You just have to wait for your next Doctor visit.   Today was finally the day of my M.D. appointment and I went straight there from my "Ordeal X" on Knob Hill (a truly stunning story I will have to write later).  I was being followed by black SUV's and far too many gentleman who seemed like Private Security.  Knob H...

Here is Facebook's Customer Service Phone Number!

Just Kidding! They have no Customer Service at all! Why does one of the wealthiest tech companies on earth have no support phone number? Can they not afford it? No, they can afford it. The answer is: "We are not Customers." We are the PRODUCTS. And Products don't get service. https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

Here is Google's Customer Service Phone Number!

Just Kidding! They have no Customer Service at all! Why does one of the wealthiest tech companies on earth have no support phone number? Can they not afford it? No, they can afford it. The answer is: "We are not Customers." We are the PRODUCTS. And Products don't get service. https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

Dr. Young-Hai Chi: The Environmental Crisis and the Increase of Alien Ab...

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... I found this on @knightsofmaltaus on Twitter... um... when SMOM is concerned about Alien Hybrids... and the Presenter is from Oxford... um... maybe it's time to take this seriously??? https://www.gofundme.com/f/private-parts-faraday-shielding-for-the-public

Gangstalking/MKTECH Memories; True Stories of The Illuminati #2: The Tower and Forced Psychic Surgery

(*Note: This is not necessarily autobiographical, though written in the First Person, but I would not relate it if I was not convinced of the truth inherent and by posting all data under my account I am protecting my "Sources") (*Authors Note:  This has been one of the hardest stories for me to get down on paper.  Even now, five years later, it is so insane sounding, and there are so few sources I can find to back me up, though I did write letters to all the Police Officers involved, I got no response.  Of course.  Now I will attempt, yet again, to accurately record what happened to me.  Keep in mind that I was hallucinating wildly at the time, having been dosed with an 8-month long lasting Hallucinogen.  Also keep in mind that I am an accomplished Psychedelic Warlord and well experienced with a wide range of Hallucinogens. Finally, keep in mind that many of the details could not have been hallucinations, unless I was on some sort of 5-part Hallucinogen ...