My New Joke: "Menstruation"

 I like to think about words and their meaning and how society uses them. For example, have you ever wondered why a woman's ovary cycle is called "Menstruation?" I mean, shouldn't it at least be called "Womenstruation?" Or was is named the "Menstrual" cycle because it's a "trial" for men to deal with? At least it kinda works in the word "Menopause," as in "it's time for men to take a pause in using this uterus..."

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