My New Joke: "Paranoia"

 You know, sometimes people try to tell me that I am being "Paranoid." But I don't let it bother me.  Any time someone accuses me of being "Paranoid" I just repeat to them that popular modern proverb about Paranoia that I'm sure most of us have heard at one time or another: "Just because I'm Paranoid doesn't mean I wont murder you while you sleep for your conspiracy to poison me."

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