Here is Google's Customer Service Phone Number!

Just Kidding!
They have no Customer Service at all!
Why does one of the wealthiest tech companies on earth have no support phone number?
Can they not afford it?
No, they can afford it.

The answer is: "We are not Customers."

We are the PRODUCTS.

And Products don't get service.

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